Hobo League of Earth

The Hobo League of Earth is located in District 25 in the City of Mcfoofa on the Island of Moof.

The Members of the Hobo League of Earth
Leader: Hobo Joe. He likes pancakes and little piggies.

Second-in-command: Hobo Sally. She likes DEATH. She is married to Andrew Cha.

Third-in-command: Hobo Helga. He likes Mr. Bean.

Fourth-in-command: Hobo Bob. He likes cow soup.

Fifth-in-command: Hobo Jebediah. He likes extreme sports. And scooters.

Hobo Yeep: Hobo Joe's pet spork piglet. He is Hobo Joe's best freind and is used as a form of transportation.

Hobo Albert:  Andrew Cha's eldest son. He likes apple pie with live moles. He is the most immature person ever to walk the Earth.

Hobo Marpy: Andrew Cha's second oldest son. He likes Apple products except for the iPad 3. He hasn't figured out that his foot is in his shoe.

Hobo Needleface: The oldest of Andrew Cha's two daughters. She likes Hobo Bob. Hobo Paul: Andrew Cha's middle son. He likes jumping off of cliffs.

Hobo Taoeihghrwaawefwbk: Andrew Cha's third youngest child. He likes odd toed ungulates. His name was originally Ted, but the guy who made the birth certificate fell asleep on the keyboard.

Hobo Bridget: Andrew Cha's youngest daughter. She likes trains.

Hobo Little Timmy: Andrew Cha's youngest child. He likes DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, even more than his mother.

Hobo Yee: Andrew Cha's pet Hobo Giraffe.

Hobo Families
Hobos Joe and Bob are long lost brothers, but they have not figured it out yet.

Hobos Sally and Helga are cousins 5 thousand times removed.

Hobo Jebidaiah is the last of his kind, the legendary Jebidaiah Hobos. The legend says that they have almost godlike hobo powers.

Hobos Yee and Yeep are not humans.

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